BSA
collegehumor:


Lady Falls for Duck Con


They’ve moved on from stale bread to stolen bread.


The Aflac insurance companies dont want you to see

collegehumor:

They’ve moved on from stale bread to stolen bread.

The Aflac insurance companies dont want you to see

theclearlydope:

Damn it cats … not you too…

Hey my cat gives me that face all the time!

theclearlydope:

Damn it cats … not you too…

Hey my cat gives me that face all the time!

If rain is when angel’s pee, what is snow?

Good Morning World, time to welcome the horizon. Let’s start the week off right. Last night was great, today will be awesome, and tomorrow will become today. Life can only get better in time, because like all great things it takes effort and patience. Live, Love, Learn, and never forget who you are.
Peace, Love, and Chicken Grease. BSA

Like a Boss

Like a Boss

Can you say winning:P

TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in one
sentence.”

JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went over De-fence before De-tail.”

Cuddles

This woman had a duck called cuddles. Now one day when she came home she found cuddles dead, but being an optimist she rushed him to the local veterinarian hospital. The doctor came over looked at the duck listened for a heartbeat, said he’s dead. She said are you sure check to be sure. Ok the doctor said, he brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffed the duck looked at the doctor and shook his head. The doctor took the lab away. Next the doctor brought in an orange tabby cat. The cat hopped up on the table sniffed at the duck, and shook it’s head. Then the vet took the cat back and brought the bill when he came to see the woman it was $150. She said I have to pay a $150 for you to tell me my duck is dead?! The doctor says well I was gonna charge you $20 but then you wanted proof so I got a lab report and a cat scan.

I’m like human hot sauce,
Think and I will burn your thoughts
Nelly

Mike Portnoy may be the best drummer of all time. Dream Theater is amazing lol